Re: CrapClan (The amazingly sexy warriors RP)

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar let out a screech. "I don't like you!" he screamed to him, wondering why his love life was so screwed up. "But seriously. . . you might want to change your name." he said, then turned around to leave.

[Dream of Eternity]

Girlyman sighed. "Well that's a pity, because I love you and I want to make you mine!" He began to approach Superstar.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar began to back away, tripping every so often. "What are you going to do?" he asked.

[Broken Butterfly]

Username:Broken Butterfly
Character name:Tinyfat
Looks: Cream tom with tiny paws, otherwise super fat with brown eyes.
Personality: He luffs everyone. xD
History: Doesn't know. :D Got dropped in a rock-pile when he was a kitten. :D
Rank: Warrior
Other: I've got these tiny hands, but this huge burger. D:

[Wolf of your dreams]

Accepted.
Also, you might want to note this RP is auto-accept, so feel free to make new characters whenever.

[Broken Butterfly]

Tinyfat bounced onto Superstar, almost 'hugging' him with his fat-globs.
"I luffzez you, Super!" Tinyfat cried out, licking Superstar's face all over.

((Lol! xD)))

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar yowled at him, trying desperately not to get smothered like poor Tacoheart. "You broke my iPod! Now how am I supposed to get on eHarmony?" he screeched.

[Broken Butterfly]

Tinypaws frowned, backing off, bawling.
"You... You don't... You don't love meeeee!" Tinypaws cried, tears streaming down his fat.

[Wolf of your dreams]

"I've had enough random people say that they love me today!" Superstar said, thinking of Girlyman stalking him. 'Maybe I should just continue dating my imaginary friend, IloveSuperstar' he thought, thinking of her pretty imaginary eyes.

[Broken Butterfly]

Lol.
Username: Broken Butterfly
Character name: Snortcookie
Looks: White she-cat with long, long fur. Has no tail, and gray eyes.
Personality: Flirty.
History: Human chopped her tail off.
Rank: Warrior
Other: Yayyy. xD Tinypaws' sister. xD

Snortcookie gave an anxious glare to Superstar, and murmured comfortingly to Tinypaws, who soon licked his sister's ear.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Crabcakes walked out of his den, grumbling as fleas jumped in to his eyes. He grumpily climbed over fatlard to get to the fresh kill pile, and took a mouse for himself. He climbed back over fatlard and kicked him to show how he didn't like him, and lay down to eat.

[Broken Butterfly]

Snortcookie looked at Crabcakes, and gave a loud, long, rusty purr, her eyes gleaming towards him.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Crabcakes looked at Snortcookie and asked, "What are you looking at? I know I 'm extremely smexy and all, but aren't I a little to old for you?"

(I think I've got to go soon. D:)

[Broken Butterfly]

((Aw. D: ))
Snortcookie shook her head. "Course' not, silly-silly." She purred, padding over to him, and brushing her fur against his. (-Gag- xD)

Tinypaws sat by Girlyman.
"Do you luff me?"

[Dream of Eternity]

Fatlard, thinking that Crabcakes wanted to steal his food, snarled. He shifted to the right and his fat went that way like a wave, hitting Crabcakes' legs as he tried to knock him over.

Girlyman looked at Tinypaws, then grinned. "Yes! I loooove you!!" He said with a girlish giggle.

[Broken Butterfly]

Tinypaws smiled happily, his eyes sparkling. His fat blobbed to one side, and one of his tiny paws was planted on Girlyman's paw.

[Dream of Eternity]

Girlyman let out a girlish giggle and felt himself blushing. He looked at Tinypaws happily.

Flawlesskit saw her "mother" with a Tom and smiled, padding off to go do something. But nothing that had to do with Fatlard.

[Broken Butterfly]

Tinypaws purred.
"Do you luffz me enough to be my mate?" He asked, unsure if Girlyman was a girl, or a boy.

[Dream of Eternity]

"Well we'd have to ask Superstar, he's after me you know." He said, glancing lovingly at the leader.

[Broken Butterfly]

((LOL, Yeah right. xD))
Tinypaws glanced at the leader, then back at Girlypaws.
"I'll do whatever it takes to be your mate. "