CrapClan (The amazingly sexy warriors RP)

[Wolf of your dreams]

Humm. This will be an amazing Rp.
This doesn't have to be a Semi-lit RP, since we're kind of making fun of Warriors XDDD

CrapClan : Yeah. Let's have fun with the Warriors, why don't we? :3

Rules

•All of MY rules apply XDDD
• Please post more than one sentence, and try and use detail. n__n
• I don't know, use sense. XD

Code:


Username:
Character name:
Looks:
Personality:
History:
Rank:
Other:

CrapClan Rankings

Leader: Supercalafragalisticespialadosciousstar {Wolf}
Deputy: Tacoheart {Wolf} Daisychan {Meep}
Warriors: Fatlard {Dream} n00bheart {Sko} Darkblubber {Silent} Smexyhot {Dream} Drpepper {Meep} Chickenwing {Sko} Tinyfat {Broken} Snortcookie {Broken}
Mentors/Apprentices: Cuppaw {Meep}
Queens: Girlyman {Dream}
Kits: Flawlesskit{Dream}
Elders: Crabcakes {Wolf}


I will add more stuff to this post later on XD I'm in a rush.

[Dream of Eternity]

Username: Dream of Eternity
Character name: Fatlard
Looks: An extremely fat tabby Tom with brown eyes. He waddles.
Personality: He likes food. Lots of food.
History: He was born fat, and just got fatter.
Rank: Warrior
Other: x)

[Wolf of your dreams]

Username: Dream of Eternity
Character name: Fatlard
Looks: An extremely fat tabby Tom with brown eyes. He waddles.
Personality: He likes food. Lots of food.
History: He was born fat, and just got fatter.
Rank: Warrior
Other: x)

Accepted. C8

[Skotino]

Username: Skotino
Character name: N00bheart
Looks: N00bheart is a very ugly looking tom. He has very large ears, and a small body. Tuxedo cat.
Personality: N00bheart is awesome, yet gullible and stupid.
History: N00bheart is epic.
Rank: Warrior.
Other:

:'D
I laughed when I read n00bheart.
Adding~

[SilentKitty]

Username: SilentKitty
Character name: Darkblubber
Looks: Darkblubber is a surprisingly skinny black cat with bejeweled claws. He has purple and scarlet eyes.
Personality: Darkblubber is that kind of guy who flirts with EVERY she-cat on earth, even if he has a mate. During battles he hides in the nursery and pretends to be a kit.
History: Darkblubber always was. He has no history. whut
Rank: Warrior
Other: i feel special yay 8D

[Wolf of your dreams]

I edited your post by accident and don't feel like changing it XD

Silent ~ Accepted.

[Skotino]

Whoa, you can edit posts?

[Dream of Eternity]

Username: Dream of Eternity
Character name: Smexyhot
Looks: A very smexy golden Tom with fur that's like pure gold and eyes that have often been mistaken for real emeralds.
Personality: The tom of your dreams
History: He has always been there for lonely she-cats. Always.
Rank: Warrior
Other: xD love this

[Wolf of your dreams]

This is going to be auto accept XD
We can start. Smexyhot. *snort*

[Dream of Eternity]

I can't help myself, two more... xD


Username: Dream of Eternity
Character name: Girlyman
Looks: A fluffy white Tom with girly pink eyes. He is often mistaken for a girl.
Personality: Girlish. Afraid of mice, and is under the illusion he has kits.
History: When he was born they thought he was a girl. Maybe he is.
Rank: Queen xDD
Other: His "daughter" is Flawlesskit.


Username: Dream of Eternity
Character name: Flawlesskit
Looks: A beautiful silver she-cat with crystal blue eyes. Absolutely stunning.
Personality: She doesn't have any flaws, only strengths. Lots of strengths.
History: It is suspected she was stolen from some other queen's litter.
Rank: Kit
Other: Girlyman is her "mother"

[Wolf of your dreams]

Addedn n_n
Check out your new leader 8D

[SilentKitty]

[[AAAAAH! I love that name.
But I bet the cats don't xD]]
Darkblubber walked out of his den yawning. He ran inside the nursery to flirt with the queens.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Tacoheart slept. He was tired.

[Dream of Eternity]

{Bahaha. Love it!}

Fatlard laid down in the middle of camp, his fat pooling around him. He looked more like a fat puddle then a cat.

Girlyman looked up to see Darkblubber. He purred and smiled at him, girlish eyes sparkling girlishly.

Smexyhot sat in the sun, his extremely attractive pelt gleaming like pure gold.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Supercalafragalisticespealadiscois (I give up)star walked out of his den holding his headup, but then tripped over a rock because he wasn't looking. He got up and shook his pelt, embarrased, and kept walking to the fresh kill pile.

[Dream of Eternity]

{xD Just say Super...star. SUPERSTAR!!! }

Fatlard reached over and grabbed a fat rabbit from the fresh kill pile. He ate it in three bites, then turned back to the fresh kill pile. His eyes sparkled in piggish want.

[SilentKitty]

"Hey, Girrrrrrlyman." Darkblubber said, licking his ear. Then he widened his eyes, and spit the fur out. "Holy crap you're a dude!" and ran away screaming.

[Wolf of your dreams]

S-s-ilent, you made me burst out laughing . . XD I'm still laughing.

[Dream of Eternity]

Girlyman smiled seductively, then watched sadly as he ran away. Why do they always run? He thought sadly. "Wait! Come back! I don't have to be a dude if you don't want me to be!" He yowled.

Flawlesskit gave him a weird look. Except it wasn't weird- it was flawless!

{Me too! xDDDD

[SilentKitty]

Darkblubber fell down on the fresh kill pile wheezing, and sighed heavily. "Who was Girlyman's mate ANYWAYS?" he wondered out loud.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar (Ahh Meep, I didn't mean to make it end up like that XD) trotted up to Girlyman, his fur waving in the sunlight. "Hiya." he said, quite smexily, but tripped over his own feet aagain and hit the ground.

(wow. This is so amazing.)

[TheMightyMeep]

Username:TheMightyMeep
Character name:Drpepper
Looks: Chocolate brown tom with black tabby stripes... sexy honey golden eyes <3
Personality: He's uber sexy. And he like to flirt. And he likes to joke. And he is kind. And he is caring.
History: He was born sexeh
Rank: Warrior
Other: SEXY!


Username: Meepers
Character name: Cuppaw (will be Cupcake)
Looks: Stunning slim black she cat with lush deep blue eyes and a white dimond on her head. She has a sexy white chest/belly/tail and paw tip.
Personality: Very energetic and likes to think she is ready to be a warrior even though shes still 6 moons
History: wouldn't you like to know
Rank:aprentice
Other: X3

[Wolf of your dreams]

Added. Also changed the name of this RP XD

[Dream of Eternity]

Girlyman batted his long, girlish eyelashes. "Hello there." He seductively purred.

Smexyhot's fur blew beautifully in the breeze. He looked for a she-cat to talk to, feeling like his gorgeousness was unappreciated.

{xDDD }

[SilentKitty]

[[Right?]]
Darkblubber stared at the sky. "Pretty lights." he muttered to himself, playing with his tail. He was still on the pile.