Re: CrapClan (The amazingly sexy warriors RP)

[Dream of Eternity]

Fatlard got up off of Tacoheart and sniffed. "That's what you get for taking my food." His fat bounced as he resumed position by the fresh kill pile.

Smexyhot grinned alluringly and went to stand beside Daisychain. "You are mine, my love." He purred seductively, resting his tail on her cheek.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar walked back in to the camp, and seeing all the flirting going on around him, he said loudly and awkwardly, "Phew! It sure is hot in here!"

(Deputy spot is now open XD)

[TheMightyMeep]

(Daisychain for deputy *stares out into distance*)

Daisychain nodded. 'I wouldn't want to be anyone elses!' She beamed, ignoring Superstars call.

Drpepper sat down and resumed staring at the sky.

Cuppaw poked Tacoheart not knowing he was dead.

[Wolf of your dreams]

(Daisychain is now deupty. :3)

Superstar walked over to Tacoheart, and saw he was dead. "Oh well. . ." he murmed.
"WE NEED A NEW DEPUTAAAAY!" he screamed.

[Skotino]

N00bheart shook his long, elegant fur, much like a model. Being the Gary-Sue he is, he leaped onto a tree like a ninja. Looking at the birds, he jumped from the high branch and screamed, "N00BHEART!" as he flung into the air hoping to catch one.

Then, well, N00bheart went splat.

[Dream of Eternity]

Smexyhot grinned and purred. He pricked his ears at Superstar's call and turned to see who would be chosen.

Fatlard yawned.

Girlyman raced out of the Nursery. "Ooh! I want to be deputy!" He squealed.

[TheMightyMeep]

Daisychain smiled and glanced at Superstar. 'I shall be deputy! You need a pretty deputy don't you!' She grinned, the sun reflecting from her silvery pelt making it glow.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar shoved Girlyman away with a snort of disgust, and smiled at Dasiychain. "Ok." he said. "A word of advice. Don't die." Then he padded off, waving his tail sexily be hind him.

(XD I love this.)

[Skotino]

N00bheart, with his super sonic Gary-Sue hearing, ran like a turtle, hoping to be deputy. "N00bheart must make it!" he yelled.
N00bheart always spoke in first person, always.

[Wolf of your dreams]

(Isn't that 3rd person? XD)

[Skotino]

{I'm not good in English. XD 'Nuff said.}

[Dream of Eternity]

"Hello there, you sexy beast." Girlyman purred, all thought of deputy forgotten as he saw Superstar's sexy tail swish. He chased after the leader.

Smexyhot purred approvingly as Daisychain was made deputy.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar didn't know he was being followed by Girlyman, so he took out his iPhone to get on his secret eHarmony account.

(If we had this RP on CS, we would be soooo banned right now XD)

[Skotino]

Adding more. XD


Username: Skotino
Character name: Chickenwing
Looks: Well, like a chicken wing. XD Colored like one.
Personality: Flirty and epic.
History: O.O
Rank: Warrior
Other C:

[Dream of Eternity]

{xD We'd be gone like the wind.}

Girlyman gaped in delight. "He has eHarmony?!" He quickly pulled out his iPod touch with the pink case and went on his own account. He messaged Superstar "Hey you sexy beast "

{xD Idk hiw eHarmony works.}

[Wolf of your dreams]

(I don't either XD)

Superstar read the message, and not noticing it was Girlyman, he replied saying "Hey there, sexy. We need to meet up some time."

(I'm gonna start crying I'm laughing so hard)

[Skotino]

Chickenwing paced around camp with anger. After his iPad broke, he's been in a terrible mood.

N00bheart raced, and ran, and ran, but sadly, after going splat from the tree, he was getting boo-boos.

[Dream of Eternity]

Girlyman grinned. " How about the river, around moon high?" A fantasy of him and Superstar running through a flowery field and laughing flashed throughnhis mind, making him smile wider.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar was confused. "How would you know which river we should meet up at?" he replied, a sudden fear churning in his stomach.

[Dream of Eternity]

" I did a location search, silly" Girlyman replied, almost purring out loud.

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar began screaming like a little girl and running around in circles. "I'm being stalked! I'm being stalked!" he screamed, and he knew he was about to start crying again.

[Dream of Eternity]

Girlyman heard him and frowned. "Don't be scared, I love you and want to be with you."

[TheMightyMeep]

Daisychain purred and rested her head on Smexyhots back. 'I'm the new deputy!' She said dreamily, obviously proud of herself. Her tail swayed fast like a dog wagging its tail.

Cuppaw flopped onto her stomach, suddenly falling asleep next to the dead Tacoheart.

Drpepper stared silently at the sky.

(Sorry my replies are slow... Cool runnings is on C:}

[Wolf of your dreams]

Superstar, not noticing Girlyman right in front of him, called out "W-who are you?" He was afraid some crazy fat she-cat was going to come barreling out of the woods.

[Dream of Eternity]

"I..am... GIRLYMAN" He replied,, smiling to himself.

Smexyhot smiled sexily. "Yes, you are."